I wanna bring you to show and tell
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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