I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
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i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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