jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
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I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
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your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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