But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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