she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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