I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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