Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
being pregnant is like rehab
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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