Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
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So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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