Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
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I can't turn off my feet"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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