I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
