did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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