She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
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