Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
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Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I had to cum in my sink.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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