so that wasnt chicken after all
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
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I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
porn star boner night. come get it.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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