u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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