took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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