no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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