I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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