I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I got her a Nickelback box set.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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