That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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