I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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