problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Randomize
