It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
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oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
We are all done wearing pants today
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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