i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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