I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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