my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
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i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
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My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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