: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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