Sponge bath it is.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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