so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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