tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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