I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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