even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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