your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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