how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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