You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Drake has all the answers
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
He did a backflip because drugs
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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