no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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