hell yes lets make some ravioli
well I can't set my house on fire every night
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Randomize
