i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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