they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
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There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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