are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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