You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
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I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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