capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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