Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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