Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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