I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Randomize
