I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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