Plan B is the new Plan A
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
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Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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