so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
