The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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