I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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