He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
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he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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