Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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