He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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