I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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