I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
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We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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