Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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